It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers by Colin Nissan

Have you ever cut loose like this?  It’s pretty therapeutic once you get in the rhythm of it.

Colin Nissan’s story starts like this:

I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get my hands on some fucking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That shit is going to look so seasonal. I’m about to head up to the attic right now to find that wicker fucker …

and continues at McSweeney’s for the best laugh of the day.

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One Comment on “It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers by Colin Nissan”

  1. galenpearl
    October 12, 2012 at 6:07 pm #

    You had me with the title!

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